Chicago Shoe Exchange Thu. April, 17 at 07:00 amAl and Griff trade the shoe store's inventory for a massage chair.
Lez Be Friends Thu. April, 17 at 07:30 amAl strikes up a friendship with Marcy's identical cousin.
Desperate Half-Hour (1), The Fri. April, 18 at 04:30 amBud's prison pen pal arrives to rob the Bundys.
How to Marry a Moron (2) Fri. April, 18 at 05:00 amAl objects to Kelly marrying an armed robber, until he discovers that he's the heir to a family fortune.
Pilot Fri. April, 18 at 07:00 amAl and Peg Bundy meet their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Peg informs Marcy how to train her new husband, while Al teaches Steve how to be a man again.
Thinergy Fri. April, 18 at 07:30 amMarcy enlightens Peggy with a new diet book called "Thinergy," a program which only works if both partners go through it together.
Sixteen Years and What Do You Get? Sat. April, 19 at 03:00 amAl's credit card is maxed out when he tries to find a gift for Peggy on their anniversary.
But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy Sat. April, 19 at 03:30 amSteve and Marcy buy a huge watch dog which annoys Al with his constant barking. But when Peggy hears a noise in the night, Al accidentally shoots the dog.
Have You Driven a Ford Lately? Sat. April, 19 at 04:00 amAl and Steve buy a classic Mustang and become consumed in restoring back to mint condition.
Whose Room Is It Anyway? Sat. April, 19 at 04:30 amThe Rhoades get a tax refund and they decide to build a room, but can't decide on what kind of room to build, a pool room for Al or an exercise room for Peggy.