Adventures in Hayleysitting Tue. December, 01 at 12:00 pmThe Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match, so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley, despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.
National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story Tue. December, 01 at 12:30 pmA Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as "Baby Franny," the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. Then, on the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial "eureka!" moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity - male stripper shoes.
Finger Lenting Good Tue. December, 01 at 01:00 pmFrancine asks her family to give up their vices for Lent or risk losing a finger.
Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari, The Tue. December, 01 at 01:30 pmFrancine tries to teach Roger the value of hard work after he fakes a masters degree and buys an Oscar. Steve interviews Stan for a personal history assignment at school.
Blood Crieth Unto Heaven Wed. December, 02 at 12:00 pmIn a tribute to and send-up of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, "August: Osage County," a dark secret is revealed about the Smith family's past when Francine invites Stan's incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan's birthday party. Also in this spoof, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley's love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.
Max Jets Wed. December, 02 at 12:30 pmRoger announces that "Max Jets," a character of Roger's who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina, a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family's inheritance.
Naked to the Limit, One More Time Wed. December, 02 at 01:00 pmRoger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out that Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum: either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.
For Black Eyes Only Wed. December, 02 at 01:30 pmIn Part 2 of "The Tearjerker Saga," a "James Bond" parody, Stan's honeymoon with his wife, Sexpun Tocome, is brutally interrupted when Black Villain (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fatally shoots Sexpun. Determined to get his revenge, Stan teams up with former nemesis The Tearjerker to track down Black Villain and put a stop to his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers.
Spelling Bee My Baby Thu. December, 03 at 12:00 pmFrancine pressures Steve to win the National Spelling Bee so he can get into a top college. Stan and Roger try to slam Hayley through the five stages of grief so she will get over Jeff faster.
Missing Kink, The Thu. December, 03 at 12:30 pmFrancine discovers she has a spanking fetish; Hayley goes out on a date with Snot.