Missing Kink, The Tue. October, 06 at 12:00 pmFrancine discovers she has a spanking fetish; Hayley goes out on a date with Snot.
Boring Identity, The Tue. October, 06 at 12:30 pmWhen Stan loses his memory, Francine attempts to transform him into the perfect husband; Roger joins Steve's newspaper route.
Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith, The Tue. October, 06 at 01:00 pmStan learns that the CIA wants to wipe out Bullock's memory after he exhibits signs of dementia; Roger hires Stelio Kontos to deal with a student who's bullying Steve at school.
Lost in Space Tue. October, 06 at 01:30 pmIn order to return to Earth, the space-bound Jeff must convince an emperor that he is in love with Hayley.
Da Flippity Flop Wed. October, 07 at 12:00 pmKlaus swaps bodies with Stan after discovering that his original human body is on ice at the CIA; after converting the attic into a gym, Roger attempts to convince Stan to sign up for a lifetime membership.
Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure Wed. October, 07 at 12:30 pmStan reveals that the C.I.A. has a cloning machine at work. Steve and Snot decide to use the machine to clone girls so that they will finally have prom dates. The cloning process backfires as the girls emerge as babies.
Poltergasm Wed. October, 07 at 01:00 pmSteve and Roger discover that the house is haunted. The ghost appears as an apparition of a younger Francine. The ghost grows more powerful until it attacks Hayley's boyfriend and pulls him into the netherworld.
Buck, Wild Wed. October, 07 at 01:30 pmSteve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.
Crotchwalkers Thu. October, 08 at 12:00 pmIn a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. When their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at "The Gash" goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls' first Russian Balalaika trio.
Kung Pao Turkey Thu. October, 08 at 12:30 pmStan's plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.