Worst Stan, The Tue. October, 21 at 01:00 pmStan arranges for Principal Lewis to marry Superintendent Riggs so he can finally be a best man at a wedding; Roger's new shorts attract the interest of Ricky Martin.
Virtual In-Stanity Tue. October, 21 at 01:30 pmStan uses an avatar of a hot girl to bond with Steve; Roger plots a violent end for frat brothers who stiffed him out of $20 for a limousine ride.
Scarlett Getter, The Wed. October, 22 at 01:00 pmFrancine is disgusted when Stan reestablishes contact with a crush from CIA boot camp; Bullock hires a bounty hunter to capture Roger; Steve wears Hayley's panties after concluding they bring him luck.
Season's Beatings Wed. October, 22 at 01:30 pmWhen a play about the life of Jesus Christ turns into a brutal battle between Stan and Roger, Stan is excommunicated from the Christian church; Hayley and Jeff adopt an infant son whom Stan believes is the Antichrist.
Unbrave One, The Thu. October, 23 at 01:00 pmWith Roger's help, Steve dresses up as a superhero to prove his bravery to his father; when Stan discovers that Fran may be pregnant, he hopes the infant will turn out to be the brave child he never had.
Stanny Tendergrass Thu. October, 23 at 01:30 pmHoping to show Steve the value of hard work, Stan gets Steve a job at a country club; Francine struggles to come up with her own catchphrase.
Wheels & The Legman And The Case of Grandpa's Key Fri. October, 24 at 01:00 pmStan joins Wheels and the Legman as they attempt to solve a mystery involving a key; Klaus has his photo taken for a pet Web site.
Old Stan in the Mountain Fri. October, 24 at 01:30 pmAn old man places a hex on Stan, making him age at an alarming rate; Roger and Francine rehearse for a dance competition...but Roger has something up his sleeve.
Wrestler, The Mon. October, 27 at 01:00 pmStan panics when Barry comes close to toppling his longstanding wrestling record at Steve's school.and ends up teaching Roger how to wrestle so he can defeat Barry.
Dr. Klaustus Mon. October, 27 at 01:30 pmAfter tricking Roger into going to Iraq, Klaus assumes the role of the Smiths' psychologist, but his emphasis on emotional honesty backfires.