Great Space Roaster Mon. May, 04 at 12:00 pmIt is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.
100 A.D. Mon. May, 04 at 12:30 pmWhen Hayley and her old boyfriend, Jeff, elope, Stan freaks out and offers a reward to anyone who can stop them, sparking a wild goose chase throughout town. Though Reginald attempts to get involved, he ends up fighting with Bullock over the man's time with Halley. Roger and Steve are on the case to find Hayley and Jeff as "Wheels and the Legman."
Son of Stan Mon. May, 04 at 01:00 pmAfter Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.
Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls Mon. May, 04 at 01:30 pmAfter hosting the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood for years, Stan is threatened by a competitive neighbor.
Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith, The Mon. May, 04 at 09:00 pmStan learns that the CIA wants to wipe out Bullock's memory after he exhibits signs of dementia; Roger hires Stelio Kontos to deal with a student who's bullying Steve at school.
Lost in Space Mon. May, 04 at 09:30 pmIn order to return to Earth, the space-bound Jeff must convince an emperor that he is in love with Hayley.
Stan's Food Restaurant Tue. May, 05 at 12:00 pmRoger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their different visions for what the eatery should be causes havoc.
White Rice Tue. May, 05 at 12:30 pmAfter an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.
There Will Be Bad Blood Tue. May, 05 at 01:00 pmThe Smiths prepare for the arrival of Stan's half-brother's family for Thanksgiving.
People Vs. Martin Sugar, The Tue. May, 05 at 01:30 pmStan serves as jury foreman for the trial of one of Roger's personae, and he is hell-bent on making sure the jury finds him guilty.