Shallow Vows Thu. March, 23 at 01:00 pmUpset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.
My Morning Straitjacket Thu. March, 23 at 01:30 pmAfter attending a concert with Hayley, Stan becomes obsessed with her music.
G-String Circus Fri. March, 24 at 12:30 pmWhen Hayley rejects Stan's advice, he decides to start a dry-cleaning business run by a bunch of strippers. But when the business fails miserably, he is forced to become a male stripper to make some extra money.
Rapture's Delight Fri. March, 24 at 01:00 pmThe Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.
Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth Fri. March, 24 at 01:30 pmWhen Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.
Jones for a Smith, A Fri. March, 24 at 02:00 pmStan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.
May the Best Stan Win Fri. March, 24 at 02:30 pmAs Valentine's Day approaches, a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies."
Return of the Bling Mon. March, 27 at 01:00 pmStan is appalled to discover that Roger - a "Miracle On Ice" hockey team member - used steroids; Hayley finds herself falling for Reginald.
Bully for Steve Mon. March, 27 at 02:30 pmStan becomes tired of Steve never standing up for himself. To help, he becomes a bully and picks on Steve. Meanwhile, Reginald finally asks Hayley out on a date.
Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls Tue. March, 28 at 01:00 pmAfter hosting the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood for years, Stan is threatened by a competitive neighbor.