Home Wrecker Thu. August, 21 at 01:00 pmStan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.
Flirting With Disaster Thu. August, 21 at 01:30 pmFrancine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.
Gorillas in the Mist Thu. August, 21 at 02:00 pmStan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.
Hot Water Thu. August, 21 at 02:30 pmStan battles an evil hot tub bent on killing his family.
Tears of a Clooney Fri. August, 22 at 01:00 pmFrancine is feeling depressed as another birthday comes around. In an effort to cheer her up, Stan helps Francine hatch a plan to break George Clooney's heart. Meanwhile, Roger adopts a bunch of orphans to help work his vineyard.
Ward Show, A Fri. August, 22 at 01:30 pmAfter he's appointed Steve's legal guardian, Roger has Principal Lewis fired for letting Steve break the school's rules; Stan and Fran vacation at a waterpark.
Worst Stan, The Fri. August, 22 at 02:00 pmStan arranges for Principal Lewis to marry Superintendent Riggs so he can finally be a best man at a wedding; Roger's new shorts attract the interest of Ricky Martin.
Virtual In-Stanity Fri. August, 22 at 02:30 pmStan uses an avatar of a hot girl to bond with Steve; Roger plots a violent end for frat brothers who stiffed him out of $20 for a limousine ride.
Scarlett Getter, The Mon. August, 25 at 01:00 pmFrancine is disgusted when Stan reestablishes contact with a crush from CIA boot camp; Bullock hires a bounty hunter to capture Roger; Steve wears Hayley's panties after concluding they bring him luck.
Season's Beatings Mon. August, 25 at 01:30 pmWhen a play about the life of Jesus Christ turns into a brutal battle between Stan and Roger, Stan is excommunicated from the Christian church; Hayley and Jeff adopt an infant son whom Stan believes is the Antichrist.