Hurricane Wed. March, 04 at 12:00 pmStan attempts to save his family after a hurricane floods Lower Langley--despite Fran's warnings that Stan is a bad decision-maker during a crisis.
Ward Show, A Wed. March, 04 at 12:30 pmAfter he's appointed Steve's legal guardian, Roger has Principal Lewis fired for letting Steve break the school's rules; Stan and Fran vacation at a waterpark.
Worst Stan, The Wed. March, 04 at 01:00 pmStan arranges for Principal Lewis to marry Superintendent Riggs so he can finally be a best man at a wedding; Roger's new shorts attract the interest of Ricky Martin.
Smith in the Hand, A Wed. March, 04 at 01:30 pmSteve injures Stan's groin and feels terrible, inadvertently leading Stan to discover masturbation. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bar in the attic.
Scarlett Getter, The Thu. March, 05 at 12:00 pmFrancine is disgusted when Stan reestablishes contact with a crush from CIA boot camp; Bullock hires a bounty hunter to capture Roger; Steve wears Hayley's panties after concluding they bring him luck.
Season's Beatings Thu. March, 05 at 12:30 pmWhen a play about the life of Jesus Christ turns into a brutal battle between Stan and Roger, Stan is excommunicated from the Christian church; Hayley and Jeff adopt an infant son whom Stan believes is the Antichrist.
Unbrave One, The Thu. March, 05 at 01:00 pmWith Roger's help, Steve dresses up as a superhero to prove his bravery to his father; when Stan discovers that Fran may be pregnant, he hopes the infant will turn out to be the brave child he never had.
Stanny Tendergrass Thu. March, 05 at 01:30 pmHoping to show Steve the value of hard work, Stan gets Steve a job at a country club; Francine struggles to come up with her own catchphrase.
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key Fri. March, 06 at 12:00 pmStan joins Wheels and the Legman as they attempt to solve a mystery involving a key; Klaus has his photo taken for a pet website.
Old Stan in the Mountain Fri. March, 06 at 12:30 pmAn old man places a hex on Stan, making him age at an alarming rate; Roger and Francine rehearse for a dance competition...but Roger has something up his sleeve.