Die Semi-Hard Thu. September, 18 at 12:00 pmAs Christmas approaches, Cleveland tells the family his version of the original "Die Hard."
Y Tu Junior Tambien Thu. September, 18 at 12:30 pmJunior marries a beautiful Mexican woman to prevent her deportation from the United States.
There Goes El Neighborhood Fri. September, 19 at 12:00 pmCleveland and Choni attempt to learn about each other's culture; Cleveland Jr. sets Cecilia up on a date with Tyler.
Dancing with the Stools Fri. September, 19 at 12:30 pmDonna chooses Junior to be her partner in an upcoming ballroom dance competition; Roberta volunteers to babysit Rallo so she can spend more time with Federline.
Das Shrimp Boot Tue. September, 23 at 12:00 pmCleveland's determination to attend an all-you-can-eat shrimp cruise ends up getting him addicted to energy supplements and kidnapped by pirates.
March Dadness Tue. September, 23 at 12:30 pmWhen Freight Train bonds with Cleveland Jr., Cleveland goes head-to-head with the pair in a two-man golf tournament - choosing the man who kept Freight Train from playing pro football as his teammate.
Men in Me, The Wed. September, 24 at 12:00 pmAfter winning a dance contest and being labeled "The Whitest Man in America," Cleveland decides to retrace his roots with help from his former nanny.
Frapp Attack! Wed. September, 24 at 12:30 pmAn online video of Donna throwing a frappuccino in Cleveland's face attracts the attention of a music producer who tries stealing Donna away from Cleveland.
American Prankster Thu. September, 25 at 12:00 pmA series of escalating pranks between Rallo and Cleveland Jr. lands Rallo in court, where he's sentenced to serve time in juvenile hall.
B.M.O.C. Thu. September, 25 at 12:30 pmWhile researching potential colleges for Roberta to attend, Cleveland visits his old fraternity, where he's made a fool of; Rallo becomes a substitute for Junior's stuffed animal.