I Take Thee, Quagmire Mon. March, 10 at 07:30 pmWhen Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question.
Peterotica Tue. March, 11 at 07:30 pmAfter reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.
You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Wed. March, 12 at 07:30 pmBrian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home.
Petergeist Thu. March, 13 at 07:30 pmPeter discovers an Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.
Bango Was His Name Oh Fri. March, 14 at 07:30 pmStewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.
Mother Tucker Mon. March, 17 at 07:30 pmPeter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.
Hell Comes to Quahog Tue. March, 18 at 07:30 pmBrian and Stewie try to save the town when corporate giant Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.
Saving Private Brian Wed. March, 19 at 07:30 pmBrian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit with their single ``Evil, Evil Monkey.''
Whistle While Your Wife Works Thu. March, 20 at 11:30 amWhen Peter's boss (Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.
Prick Up Your Ears Thu. March, 20 at 12:00 pmLois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns that Chris has some incorrect information on the subject.