at-work wallpapers

They can make you show up, but they can't make you work! Show your defiance of their authority with these clever workplace wallpapers.

Instructions: PC users, click on the wallpaper size you want, then right click on the image and choose "set as wallpaper." Mac users...should already know how to do this. Seriously, aren't you supposedly smarter than us PC users?

I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview!
You are the mole on the backside of my success
Yesterday I spent all day catching up on the paperwork, then today I find out the city issued new forms. Now I have to spend a whole other day filling out the new paperwork.

I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those number ... it doesn't make much of a difference
Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good internet porn?

I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS. Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. It's a processing term.
Hi, It's Phoebe. Someone needs to take my 9:00, because it's like, 9:15, and I'm not there.
Who's FICA? Why is he getting all my money?

Should we ALL expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
I have to start writing things down. I also have to start drinking heavily.
She's crazy! She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and rubbed her keyboard on my butt!

I couldn't raise a kid? C'mon, I love bossing people around!
I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. I was raised to give up.
I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk! I lie on my back, I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible!

I couldn't raise a kid? C'mon, I love bossing people around!

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