Emotional Rollrcoaster Mon. July, 06 at 10:00 amDoug tells Carrie that, as part of the IPS management program, he needs to conquer a local roller coaster he's been yearning to ride.
Four Play Mon. July, 06 at 10:30 amDoug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
Hartford Whaler Mon. July, 06 at 11:00 amDoug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
Acting Out Mon. July, 06 at 11:30 amCarrie considers moving Arthur into a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire.
Fight Schlub Tue. July, 07 at 10:00 amDoug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
Major Disturbance Tue. July, 07 at 10:30 amThe Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.
Brace Yourself Tue. July, 07 at 11:00 amAn unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.
Moxie Moron Tue. July, 07 at 11:30 amDoug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.
Ruff Goin' Wed. July, 08 at 10:00 amFeeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy - a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.
Mama Cast Wed. July, 08 at 10:30 amDoug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.