Baker's Doesn't Tue. April, 28 at 02:30 pmDoug needles Carrie when she is not as quick as he is to fulfill a promise to help out at church.
Present Tense Tue. April, 28 at 03:00 pmWhen the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
Buggie Nights Tue. April, 28 at 03:30 pmWhen Arthur brings back bug-infested hotel sheets from his vacation in Florida, the creatures take over the house and force Doug and Carrie to move out.
Sold-y Locks Wed. April, 29 at 02:30 pmDoug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise, but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.
Emotional Rollrcoaster Wed. April, 29 at 03:00 pmDoug tells Carrie that, as part of the IPS management program, he needs to conquer a local roller coaster he's been yearning to ride.
Four Play Wed. April, 29 at 03:30 pmDoug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
Hartford Whaler Thu. April, 30 at 02:30 pmDoug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
Acting Out Thu. April, 30 at 03:00 pmCarrie considers moving Arthur into a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire.
Fight Schlub Thu. April, 30 at 03:30 pmDoug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
Major Disturbance Fri. May, 01 at 02:30 pmThe Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.